This is much verse than a poem. Go forth. (Retrieved from the good-ol’ Tumblr from 2013. ‘Found’ poetry [mostly] from an old geyser at a temporary-accomodation-type-situation in Gurgaon.)

Do not operate this pressure-type geyser before connecting to a water source. Do not plug the top-vent ever. In the absence of a vent pipe at the place of installation, it is necessary to use modern safety valve on the top-vent. It is advisable to use a non-return valve on the inlet water line to prevent accidental damage to the inner water tank. Always use a three-pin plug with this water heater. Green is the universal symbol for earth. Never use the logo on a grey, ambiguous, white, rainbow, yellow, magenta, cyan—or the combinations of the above—background. Do not put a drop-shadow around the logo unless your branding agency tells you it is good for you. Never stretch, squeeze, mentally torment, humiliate or drop water on the logo.

Thank you. Ask for refunds at the exit gate.